Slowly I Step... Step By Step

You are on time if you are five minutes early, your late if you are on time. I think many of us have heard of that before. I can always say I am always on the late train. I can never be early even if my life depended on it. That is not good at all, like really needs to stop being such a babit. My sister always tells me that because she is the one who watches the times I go out and what time I come home when I go out. I live in a two story house and at times it is not good to have a two story house when you are trying to sneak in. One night I stayed out till about four in the morning. I got dropped off by my boyfriend at the time, I walked to my front door and it was locked. I went to the back door and it was the same thing locked. I had no way of getting into my house but by having to go through a doggy door. I had to go through my dogs door just to get into my house. I was lucky to have the garage door open, my house was dark no one was awake. I felt lucky because I was not going to get caught. I did an I Love Lucy move with a "Slowly I step, step by step, inch by icnh" i went through my firts living room. I walked through the kitchen and I heard someone coming downstairs and it was my dad coming for a glass of water. I had to duck down and i went all around the counter so he would not see me. He then turned off the light and went upstairs. I popped up once he left and I continued my step by step process. I went through my living room and my older brother was there playing video games. I had to crawl on the floor so he would not see me, he did not turn around at all. I was going up the stairs and and I knew I was almost there. I got to the top of my stairs and then a light from the bottom of the stairs turn on. I ran into the bathroom because my brother was coming upstairs. He had walked into his room. I got out of the bathroom and went into the hallway. I thought my room had to be the last room in the hallway. So I kept on walking very slowly creepier murder status. I was about to open my door but I had to do a big victory dance because I had made into my room without getting caught. Then the lights went on in my hallway. My sister came out and said your early if your five minutes early, your late if your on time then she said I have no phone for a day. She went into her room. I got caught at the end. My sister ratted me out to my parents and I was so in trouble. I had no life for a month. Never again haha.